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You know you like Ash too much when...
You actually try to dress like Ash. I have to say, it's really amusing seeing Ash Ketchum "Halloween" costumes on eBay. Is Ash that scary? o_0 Sadly, I can't buy one of them because they will probably only fit small boys. Poo. I haven't even bought an Ash hat. But I frequently search eBay for Ash things out of curiosity, so close enough, right? You have tons of Ash pictures on your wall. Nope. Sure, I have plenty of Ash pictures but they are on my computer. However, I did once buy a Pokémon sticker book just because Ash was on the back and I thought it would have some nice Ash stickers inside. No dice. They were all Pokémon stickers. You buy everything and anything Ash related you see. I suppose I'm guilty of this. I even bought an Ash figurine, just so that I could say I have an Ash figurine. However, there's weird stuff on eBay I won't touch. Like... shoelaces. Yeah, shoelaces. They may have Ash on them, but... SHOELACES??? Nintendo was really trying to milk the crap out of this franchise back in the day, by putting Pokémon on lots of useless stuff. Anyway, I do buy a lot of anime related stuff. You always quote Ash. Nope. You legally change your last name to Ketchum. I doubt anyone has ever done this. And if they have... well, I'm honestly concerned about their sanity. You carry a mouse around on your shoulder all the time and even call it Pikachu. It would totally be cool to have a pet mouse named Pikachu, but I don't think it would appreciate being carried around on someone's shoulder all the time. You create your own character and ship them with Ash. I personally disapprove of self-insert Mary Sues, especially in fanfiction. But writing about self inserting myself into the Pokémon world and getting some with Ash would be so fun... uh, where were we? You create a shrine for him and even buy a domain name for it as well. Um, yeah, Guess who's guilty of this? ^_^; Whenever you see or hear the word "ash" or the name "Ash", you automatically think of him. Haha, yeah. Guilty as charged. Your computer wallpaper features Ash. Of course it does. You compare yourself to Ash on a daily basis. Sometimes I do...
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